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um… I kind of hate to tell you guys this, but earthworms don’t grow into new worms if they get chopped in half. earthworms actually have a tiny brain, and a full-on circulatory system in there, and they survive getting chopped in half about as well as you do! 

(they don’t.)

the two halves may wriggle for a while, but make no mistake, they’re dying. if you watched for long enough, they would eventually go still and your hands would grow cold as you realized the true scope of what you’ve done. 

your hands will never be clean for this. worm hell awaits.

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